Lance: "Ever since they took my bar away from me I've been doing a lot of thinking. A lot of drinking and a lot of thinking. A lot of thinking about why I act the way I do. Why I feel the need to have countless sexual conquests one after the other and I think it's due to the fact that I'm uh... I don't know how to say this. I'm..."
Lance: "No. What?"
Lance: "No! Come on, guys! Mr. October batting for the other team?"
Luke: "Lance, everybody knows. Nobody cares."
Pig Pen: "It's okay. You know? I mean, if you weren't gay, you'd be a pretty weird guy."